"Ministry of Sound"


April 4, 2006 - 1:28pm | email this page

 
Dear Oracle, please can you help me?

The sound team at our church has taken it into their heads that what they are doing on Sunday is somehow ......important

I have been scouring the Bible for mention of the "Ministry of Sound" and my conclusion after exhaustive research is that this ministry is quite simply UNBIBLICAL!!!

Please could you advise how I might be able to get rid of this heresy from our midst?

Thanks, oh great one

Revd Johnny Poppet
St.Conrad's, Staines
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Submitted by thomas on April 4, 2006 - 6:09pm.
why doesn't the oracle have any friends?
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Submitted by paul on April 4, 2006 - 9:37pm.
My guess is friends are for mortals
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Submitted by techy on April 19, 2006 - 9:59pm.
Oracle, I think the revd Johny needs some real help.. The sound team are very important.. They are a key part of the enjoyment and excitment of church on Sunday's... Maybe he should try to run a sunday morning without any sound team..

I'm sure Jesus would have used sound engineers had there have been electricity......


 
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Submitted by Jon L on April 22, 2006 - 12:56am.
was going to post but changed my mind
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