Worship Oracle

Wait a moment please

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:46:29 -0700

Thanks to Zenhia for sending us this photo of a switch located at approx seated head height on the bathroom wall next to the toilet in a Shenzhen hotel.

She said she was nervous of pushing it, and we don't blame her either

The Oracle

Waste towels

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:45:27 -0700

Slightly 'off-topic' here but the Oracle was recently sent this fascinating sign found in a plane's washroom

Beat box recipe

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:42:14 -0800

Have fun cooking this one up for your morning service you groovy kids...

Beatbox

iBelieve

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 20:54:18 -0800

... the perfect iPod accessory

Digibless

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:34:39 -0800

and we quote...

Sneaking synthesizers into church...

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:42:30 -0800

'Anoint-ometer'

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:53:57 -0800

Christian research scientists in Singapore have come up with a device they say can evaluate the level of 'anointing' on any worship song.

They claim it can help prevent congregations having to sit through those 'unanointed' songs that aren't going to take them anywhere in particular (and that the worship leader has only chosen because it is their own personal favourite) and allow them instead to get straight on with the songs that are going to really do 'the business'

Air guitar T-shirts

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:38:29 -0800

Air guitar T-shirt rocks for real

Australian scientists have created a T-shirt that allows air guitarists to play real music - without resorting to a real guitar.

The T-shirt has motion sensors built into its elbows that pick up movements and relay them wirelessly to a computer which interprets them as guitar riffs.

Christian album covers (9)

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:25:06 -0800

We have decided not to comment...

Instant guitar playing

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:16:31 -0800

At last, no more troublesome guitar lessons or practice needed

Just strap one of these babies on your newly acquired guitar during the worship time and away you go...

Bottle busker

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:18:24 -0700

Now that's something you don't see every day...

Anointed chord

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:58:46 -0700

A convention of worship leaders recently gathered in Ohio in an attempt to discover the worlds most anointed chord...

The Oracle

St Winnies (21)

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:09:27 -0700

Dear Oracle

We had another band practice last night with Roger (our worship leader) setting up his computer for us to play along with. I have to admit the music did sound very impressive when he got it working, it was almost like a real orchestra playing along in the background.

Unfortunately Geoffrey (our keyboard player) looked absolutely exhausted from all the late nights he and Roger have been doing in Rogers attic studio

Christian album covers (8)

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:31:03 -0700

The title and the picture somehow encapsulates it all

"Go Ron" we say...

Christian album covers (7)

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:34:48 -0700

The Oracle is not quite sure what is supposed to be going on in this picture. Maybe we can have a caption competition?