Dear Oracle

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE help.

Despite all our prayers and fasting we have been unable to cast out the evil that seems to interrupt our times of worship here at “Much-Binding”.

During the services our poor drummer seems to become the subject of a most terrible form of attack.

His eyes will glaze over and he seems to lose all sense of where he is or what the song is supposed to be and then he starts playing what I can only describe as ‘other-worldly’ horrible rhythms that seem to have nothing to do with our lovely worship.

However much the rest of the music team wave or gesture at him as they try to attract his attention during the song he takes no notice. He especially ignores Barry Slinfold, our main worship leader, which makes us even more suspicious that it is some evil we are dealing with.

Oh Oracle, it is so scary.

Do you think we need you to come and perform an exorcism?
 
Yours in sincerest hope (and desperation)

Ann
“Much-Binding-In-The-Aisles”, Cheshire


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