After reading Merg's (Geographer) article about Rurosexuals, I'd like to point out another phenomena of interest:

Retrosexuals.

Point in case, Donovan Frankenreiter. He rides an old-school single fin board and dresses like he's just stepped out of Young Labour, circa the Dismissal.

The retrosexual has brought big hair and facial growth back into the limelight, where it belongs.

I once had the humiliation of being labelled "metrosexual". This is polite way of being called "gay". Just because I wear aftershave and don't like fighting doesn't make me anything like Beckham. I just smell OK and have all my teeth.

All things being equal, if I had to be pigeon-holed I'd take retrosexual over metro any day.