www.essaygenerator.com


I saw this website a while ago.  If you give it a title, it will generate an essay for you.  Apparently the essays have been marked and are just 1 mark away from passing A Levels.

But I've looked at it again and found lots of cool new stuff.

There's an intelligence test.  I failed because I wasn't paying attention and the angry banana-waving monkey shown above came up.

There's a Badger Button to find out if you're a badger.

There's are test to find out if you're ginger.

There's also The Puppy Test to find out if you're suitable to look after a puppy.

Very important things to find out as you can imagine, and it looks like the test have been created by the most skilled scientists and pyschologists.

There's also a person generator to create random people.  Each person comes with this encouraging message:

Riley is a randomly generated man. He exists purely by chance. Do you think that you are more valuable than a randomly generated person?
I believe that you were made for a purpose. Find out more:

Surprisingly, the link led to a website for a Christian ministry in Canada.

Here's the Essay Generator website:

http://www.essaygenerator.com/

- apparently the latest proverb says:
  A Brian a day keeps the doctor away.


-
i am not a badger :-(

- but i could be an astronaut, brain surgeon and rocket scientist. :-)
That's true.  Doctors are repelled by my natural scent.  Come to think of it, I moved two and a half months ago, and I still haven't got around to finding a new doctor.  Now I know why.

I think you'd make a good astronaut, Ray.

My badger test revealed I'm 6% badger.  I'm wondering which part of is actually badger.  Maybe it's my bushy tail.
ooh the stupid NHS have blocked it as it is illegall or questionable!!!!
ooh the stupid NHS have blocked it as it is illegall or questionable!!!!
Oh no, Alfie! Now how will you find out if you're a badger or not?

the latest proverb is :

Variety is the spice of aboutlife
And another proverb: 

Curry before pleasure.  
A man's home is his beer.

These proverbs are uncanny!
I'm also 6% badger. I'm sure David will be delighted.
I am not a badger. But I am 6% badger. What does that mean exactly?