Now, there's something I do every morning and evening as a kind of ritual. It's something that most of you girls will do, and some of the well-trained guys. I wash my face and slap on some moisturiser. This is in the name of:

a. Preventing total dessication of my countenance by the elements
b. A futile gesture to the inevitability of the ageing process, doomed as I am.

However, recently this simple action has taken on a whole new dimension, and has given me (would you believe it!?) a spiritual kick up the backside.

"How?" I hear you clamour...
"Can it be that she has found the transcendental moisturiser that can actually reverse the ageing process and is appreciating first hand the concept that one cannot enter the Kingdom of God until one becomes like a little child?"

No. It's simply the work of some gimmicky packaging (see picture above). I will say nothing about the product itself, as I don't think it's my place to endorse such things to the AL community. But I will say that the wording on the jar both amuses and bemuses me - it's like a daily 'Word For The Day' without even having to open a book.

'Philosophy:Where there is hope there can be faith.
Where there is faith, miracles can occur'

 Is there a market for Christians to stick labels with nuggets of wisdom on to other products? I thought about it and had a go myself.

Behold - Holy Bread Mix