This is an email my mother just sent me...:

Well I am in my nighty on a footstool arranging my jewellery.

while I am sitting in Grandma's mink coat and wearing my debutants tiara.All in total silence only interrupted by Simon once in a while speaking to me (sitting behind his laptop in the bedroom)I have managed to widen the inside arms of mummy's coat and will start wearing it. If any idiot dares to throw paint on it I will chop them to bits :)We are receiving tons of cards -I hope it is only from those whom we send them to...Big hugMummie

I rest my case!