Gah, as if you care, but duty binds me apparently:

 
1. I can fire, strip, clean and reassemble a L851 semi-automatic rifle.

2. I can sing a wide range of Japanese pop songs released  between 2000-2003 and playing them to me is the easiest way to make me misty-eyed.

3. I've been single for 40% of my adult life.

4. I actually became a Christian on an Alpha course

5. I have spent a night in the clink

The tagging stops here, no further shall it spread.