This Saturday just gone, I visited the Fat Face store in Hampstead with my friend Jemima. We had just finished a lovely breakfast and popped into the store to browse and kill time. I quickly stumbled across the most exquisite looking leather jacket, hanging on the rails. Wow, I exclaimed, marvelling at the old brown leather look and immediately tried it on. I could not find a label or price on it but was working out whether I would be able to afford it once I knew the price (probably not!). Mimes thought that it looked cool also. It was then that I received a tap on the shoulder and turned round to be confronted by a 6ft 2 guy looking bemused. I said ‘hello' and he said, 'THAT'S MY LEATHER JACKET THAT YOU ARE WEARING. I TOOK IT OFF TO TRY ON A FAT FACE COAT AND NOTICED THAT SOMEONE HAD TAKEN IT.' It was then that I looked inside the coat once again and saw a wallet and mobile phone.

Oh deary me.

Mimes whispered to me that it was perhaps time we left. I concurred and we left promptly.

A fabulous start to my weekend...