7:30 AM

I went to get my oil changed this morning. I dropped the car off at 7:30 AM and went to the customer service lounge to wait. There's a guy in there reading a magazine. This may be a small town thing, but it's the kind of place you say, "Good morning. How are you doing?" as you sit down. You greet people, make small talk, and if you're farmers, you talk about the weather and crops.

Last time I was there, while the farmers chatted, I read a magazine. My reading was interrupted by the sound of a familiar voice. An interview of my dad from the night before was running on the TV. Due to the nature of his job, he's been on TV a lot during my life. My favorite was America's Most Wanted. Mostly so I can say, "My dad's been on America's Most Wanted." Granted, he was the detective on the case that was profiled on the show, but nonetheless...

This morning, it was just me and this guy. He's making friendly small talk. But it quickly turns to...

"You married?"

"Uh, no."

"Why aren't you married?" (Don't ask single people this question. It's stupid and insensitive. I just looked at him for a moment, contemplating my response. I almost said, "I'm not really sure. It could be there is something wrong with me and that underneath these freckles and cute flip flops is a sociopath who will tweeze your eye brows while you sleep.")

"That's a tough question. I don't know. I guess the right one hasn't come along."

"Are you dating anyone?"

"No. I'm not really even interested in dating right now. I don't have any plans to stay in this area long."

"Oh come on now, you need someone to take you to dinner sometimes, someone to fool around with."

"I'm not really that girl. The 'someone to fool around with' kind." (I'd be lying if I said it's NEVER happened. It has, but not lately.)

"You should be open. Mr. Right could come along at any time. You don't know who is going to walk by." (Hopefully, he wasn't harboring any chick flick romantic notions that he could in fact be the said Mr. Right, and our love story at the car dealership was about to begin.)

We talked about some other stuff, but I wasn't interested, and it was flippin' 7:30 in the morning. I was too tired to care. Fortunately, another customer came in, greeted us, and our conversation ended.

You know, he wasn't a bad guy. As in, he might have just been making polite conversation, and I shouldn't assume he was chatting me up, and he really wasn't as weird as some other guys this year. Regardless, just not my type.

2008 continues to be a disappointing year for being hit on.

In other news...I bought two new CDs, Regina Spektor, Begin to Hope and Brad Paisley, 5th Gear. Two completely different genres. Both excellent.

What do you mean "a disappointing year for being hit on." ?? You've been hit on in more weird and unusual ways this year alone than anyone else I know! Be proud to be the centre of this weirdness - it'll probably make next year (and Mr Right) look normal.

Okay, so it's not an award winning achievement - although there's an idea.. - I'm sure it'll serve it's purpose somehow in God's plans. Those plans might be just to give your life a bit more flair, but hey, who doesn't like flair?

I think I still have your address.. can you email it to me just in case? (Read: I am bad at keeping addresses)
Jen, I think I would find being hit on by these types of guys more satisfying, if in between the strange ones, there were more relatively normal guys hitting on me. There are not. Starts to make a girl wonder what kind of vibe she puts out.

Regardless, it's entertaining and awkward, and we all know I love that!
What a big day of firsts!

First time I've been hit on while getting an oil change.

First time at making homemade salsa. It didn't turn out so well, but I'll probably eat it.

First time to fall 30 feet off a climbing wall. I was learning to lead climb and right about the moment I was going to secure myself to the wall, I lost my grip, let loose a profanity, and hit the ground 30 feet later. I had the same response to this situation as I did during the choking incident at Nando's. As soon as I knew I was okay (I hit the ground and did the instant internal diagnostic...nothing broken, breathing, not paralyzed, etc.), I started laughing and fought back the urge to bow. I was okay, wind knocked out of me a bit, but okay. The rec staff were staring, my sister was horrified (she was on belay). Poor girl got a major rope burn from it, but she did slow me down.

Just like the choking incident, I wish I could have SEEN it all. By the looks on the faces of the staff and my sister, it was something to see. I'll probably be sore tomorrow.
Wow. Glad you made it out alive! Any chance they have a CCTV of the wall you fell from?

How was the salsa? We're making Mexican food tonight, I'm doing the guacamole. Hope it turns out ok, the recipe I have is in Dutch. Literally. I got it from the girl I stayed with in Holland. It was that good.

Re. being hit on by randoms - you know you love it really. Only thing is now you might find a 'normal' guy really strange and reject him on the basis that he didn't creep you out.
If you need help on the dutch translation, let me know. :)
The salsa recipe wasn't any good. Something is missing. But it's HOT. I probably put in too many green chilies and jalapenos. Good luck with the gauc.

I'll have to ask my sister about video footage. We don't put as many surveillance cameras up in Kansas like other places in the world do. Mainly at banks and in parking lots. The fall looked worse than it was. I woke up this morning, and I'm not really sore. Tight across my shoulders where I hit the hardest, but amazingly unscathed.
Stoney, thanks for the offer :) I used the translation tool on my dashboard to get the ingredients right (I love my mac).

No one else liked the guac.. "Too avocadoey" or "too oniony!" I admit I greatly underestimated the potency the red onion would have, but I ate it anyway and it was good. My breath is good enough to shear sheep from 10 paces.

I think I'd get worried watching your fall footage, even though I know you're alright. 30 feet is a way to fall. Good thing God made you so bouncy, eh?
My sister told me that I don't want to see the video (if there is one), because it was horrible to watch. She said she'd let me know, though. And on the upside, I've now been introduced to the cute rec manager who witnessed the whole thing. He called this morning to check on me.

Gauc is kind of difficult to make from scratch. I tend to buy the seasonings premade.
This guac is still good. I might take out a lot of the onion so I won't stink all the rest of today.

Ooo I hope you said you were still kinda achey from the fall so he'll call again tomorrow :)
Any new tales from Kansas? How is your back? Hope you didn't end up throwing it out and have been away and unable to blog.