Grish

Some hilarious cock-ups from the beloved Church Bulletin -

• Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They maybe seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
• The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
• Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in their creation hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=K1lDBx1gBww

My mother is 73.  Her latest email was advice on men........

[a word to the wise is sufficient]gary smalley: you women KNOW something we don't KNOW, you KNOW that you KNOW something we don't KNOW, we KNOW that you KNOW something we don't KNOW. men seem to like  women they can feel comfortable around. of course they all want us to be a cute chick along with it!!!!went to the gym, no one there, guess the cold weather scared bald knob away.   m

Sick and wrong...........
http://www.larrythecableguy.com/

For the past four months I have had people living with me.  First it was James and Sal and then they went off to KL.  Then Lovely Lissie moved in for a few weeks before moving back to NZ. And lastly was Mary V before she returned- via South America - to the land of Oz.   It was great - lots of laughs, variety and folks coming and going all the time.

So now I sit in my flat, just me, Oscar and Jemima (the cats) and we three look at one another and try to remember what it was like before we had house guests - back when it was just us. 

And I wanted to understand a girl, I would watch ‘As Good as it Gets’ with her…..seriously good movie.  Just watched it with 3 mates and we all had different reactions at different moments in the movie.  Very interesting and think it tells a lot...

Had a great chat about the Blog last night at the pub, post-Alpha and have invited everyone that was at the pub (not the entire pub, just the beautiful Alpha people) to join up.

To help everyone get started I have gone back to the First ever Tag (Ole Faithful)..............so, Emily, Tom, Clare, Facundo, Hewete, Matt and Carmen, please cut and paste your answers below.

Lots of love,

Herewith an explanation of Southern things……..
Ya’ll – Everybody else but me.  One person can still be referred to as ya’ll.
Yes Ma’am and No Sir - Reference to show respect.  It is not an insult, it is good manners.

So I went down to Wintersall on Saturday to watch the Life of Christ.  It is one of those outdoor jobbies where you move around and watch different Acts.  It was great.   I went with a group of girls and we sat on quilts and enjoyed the heat and sunshine and watched the Nativity and the feeding of the 5000 and all that good stuff.  Then we had a lovely picnic while they at the Last Supper.

Definitely not for the sqeamish. 

 At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.