Cake! Happy Birthday again *rn

Why don't your posts come up on the "recent posts" list?

'cos I'm not popular? I dunno. I've wondered about that myself.

It's strange.. I wonder if it's to do with a lack of admin updating (cause there's no one monitoring the site these days)

Hang on, I've just noticed - why aren't YOU cutting up your cake?

Hehe, you only just noticed that?!? I don't look like Paul.

I don't know what your cake cutting rituals are there, but here, the birthday person has to make the first cut into the cake. Some people follow along this ritual - If he/she touches the bottom with the knife, then he/she has to kiss the closest member of the opposite sex. So, I didn't touch the bottom. Then, as a majority of people do, the cake cutting is handed over to someone else and the birthday person is handed the first piece of cake, unless of course they step back and hand it to everyone else.

These aren't strictly adhered to, but it's common enough to be considered normal.