I eat a lot of cheese. So much so that I decided to give up eating cheese for Lent. I haven't had a single pizza for three weeks. (I haven't had a double pizza either, so that's definitely an innovative idea to bear in mind for Easter Monday!)

I have just been off work for the last two weeks with some kind of non-specific viral thing. Is this coincidence?! Pah, I think not.

Clearly cheese is good for you.