Hi dear reader,
The author of this blog is not too sure exactly what this blog is going to contain. It will probably contain a mixture of extreme silliness and rather off the wall comments on all sorts of stuff. How often it gets updated is also a matter for debate. It could be once or twice a week or once or twice a month depending on how much the author has had to eat and/or drink.

There was an old skinflint called Scrooge
Who anointed his nipples with rouge
He said "I feel aright Charlie"
"But you should see Marley"
"He's chained to a sailor in Bruge"

(With much appreciation and thanks to the cast of the Radio 4 comedy show - I'm sorry I haven't a clue. For sheer verbal dextrity and a vast amount of silliness this author cannot recommend this comedy programme enough)

Whilst hanging some baubles on my tree
I noticed that I had three
I had some fruit cup
And one lit up
And the other two said "What about me!"

(Again much thanks to the guys from I'm sorry I haven't a clue)

One of this authors favourite comedy writers is Spike Milligan. His sheer inventive mind, wit and general eye for a gag and silliness makes the Goon Show such a silly and laugh out loud success.

As the author is a little bit tired and is wondering about what to eat this installment of this blog is going to come to an end!

Dear Sir, My wife has made a pancake that is 30 feet in diameter, is this a record?
I don't know, try playing it on the record player!!!

(With thanks to the wit and humor and brain and body of Spike Milligan)