Vics tagged me. Bad human. Anyway, here goes...

Five jobs I've had in my life
1) Chief Monkey
2) Helper Monkey
3) Shelling peanuts for KP
4) Butler
5) Test pilot for NASA

Four movies I would watch over and over
1) Planet of the Apes
2) 12 Monkeys
3) King Kong
4) The original version of King Kong

Four places I have lived
1) South America
2) Chessington Zoo
3) London
4) In a temple in India (just for the free food, I'm a Christian monkey)

Four shows I love to watch
1) Monkey
2) The Monkeys
3) Monkey Trousers
4) Friends (but only the episodes with Marcel)

Four places I have been on vacation
1) The Arctic Circle (I heard there were monkeys there, but it's all lies)
2) The Pink Windmill (to visit my friend Cuddles)
3) Africa, visiting relatives
4) Cape Town (due to an embarrassing misreading of a travel brochure...)

Four websites I visit daily
1) AboutLife
2) http://www.dieselsweeties.com/
3) http://www.100monkeys.org/
4) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey

Four of my favourite foods
1) Bananas
2) Insects (on pizza)
3) Other monkey's fleas
4) Chocolate

Four places I'd rather be right now
1) Curled up with Helena Bonham Carter (best looking monkey ever)
2) Playing Monkey Island II
3) In a tree
4) In a banana factory

The people I tag next
punk (because punky rhymes with monkey)