How do monkeys Focus?


June 21, 2006 - 2:22pm | email this page
Following a recent comment by Istari
about wanting to know 'who that monkey guy is', I say loudly 'YOU FOOL!'.

Monkeys are not people. Monkeys are monkeys. I am the Chief Monkey -  my purpose is to lead monkeys and confuse humans. I personally think
I'm quite good at it.

So, Istari, if you want to find out more about me, fire away. I invite comments and questions. Take your best shot.

Btw, how do I apply for Home Focus? This party malarkey sounds like fun. I might be able to barbeque some bananas......
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Submitted by Vics on June 22, 2006 - 8:04am.
A-ha! I see a cunning plan forming to find out your new identity. If you want to come to Focus, please email me - homefocus@htb.org.uk and I will give you the details.

Vics (aka Chief monkey catcher)
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Submitted by boz on July 7, 2006 - 3:40pm.
Personally, i think the only way Focus could be any better is if there were more monkeys there.

I like monkeys.
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