1. i can hold my breath underwater for 3minutes 2 seconds. ben towers actually managed 4 minutes but then had a seriously crazy look in his eye like he’d just inhaled a weather balloon.
2. the best way to harpoon a fish with a bungee and bamboo stick is to hang v still upside down in the water until one comes right up below you, possibly out of hilarious curiosity…
3. they don’t speak spanish in mallorca, no its mallorquin and the word for ‘mountain’ is ‘puig’ pronounced pooje.
4. it takes half the time to run up a puig as it does to cycle which I thought was odd.
5. motorbikes don’t kill people, mallorquin drivers kill people. (if you’re too stubborn to drive on the wrong side of the road). Got back on a DT125 and it was furrn. Same model I crashed when I’s 17 actually, breaking my femur and pelvis and memory I think.
6. when diving off very high rocks align your arms with your body, not try to detach them completely eh Aidan.
7. not doing anything can also be fun. lying by the pool with a book doesn’t have to do your head in.
8. some people don’t like walking!! how bizarre is that.
9. although being a well known remedy, trying to urinate on your own jellyfish sting in public invariably requires superhuman flexibility and can cause irrevocable stage fright if attempted in public.
10 . never let a girl name your inflatable dog