The Jandals of Genius

On Saturday, I did a bit of shopping in Sutton with my brother who's down in London for a few days.

We went into the new Sportsworld store which had a massive sale on.

I eventually found something which amazed me with its genuisness.  It was the most amazing, most genius invention in the world ever.

It was a pair of brown "No Fear" jandals *.  But these were not ordinary jandals.  These jandals had little bottle openers in the bottom of the soles. 

So when I have a picnic in the park or go to the beach, I'll be able to open bottles of beer with my footwear.  I'm definitely taking them to Home Focus.

I hope they bring out a corkscrew version.



* Also known as flip-flops, sandals, or in Australia, thongs.  Although the name thongs is a bit confusing, especially considering the function of my new pair described above which just brings to mind strange images.  Anyway, I think jandals is a much better name.
If they're spikey or leave marks everywhere, are they vandals? what if they're flammable - candles? or sticky - jamdals, or jim jams! :)

hehehe I like the name jandals - it makes a much better disinction for the too-nice-to-be-flip-flops-not-enough- straps-to-be-sandals.
I love the name jandals and I use it all the time now as it sounds much cooler than sandals or flipflops, even though I often have to explain afterwards what I mean.  But I reckon than if I use the name enough, it will eventually catch on.
My stepdad has a pair. I brought him back a bottle of beer from England, which he opened with his flip flop/jandal/whatever. Very clever. And I'm pretty sure they're a redneck invention; we've had them in the midwest for years.