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"Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo..."

Catapultam habeo.

Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail on a fraudulent charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
To the headlines: "Small Medium at Large"


...boom boom! (as they say)

No, they aren't photoshop enlargements, they really are giant earbud computer speakers!

You could have a real laugh pulling them out of your bag on the tube...

You might need to wait a few moments after clicking on it...

Police in South Africa's capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the "dumbest criminal" this year.